I saw this at facebook. LOL!
Interesting~~~


Ten reasons why you should date a nurse:
1) They can help you get over hangovers or sickness.
-Maybe to help to get over? LOL.

2) Bedbaths!
-Meaning to bathe someone at his/her bed. ERPS.

3) The uniform.
-Omg, pervertic~ ROFL!

4) They are exposed to so many xrays, its like a form of birth control.
-This is true, and something that most of us are actually afraid of...

5) You willl never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.
-This is so cheapo la! LOL.

6) They know how to handle bodily fluids!
-It sounded quite wrong thinking about it. LOL.

7) Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!
-LOL! You know what is it referring to? Lmao.

8) They won't be disgusted by your toilet habits.
-I am still very disgusted by my father's toilet habits.

9) They are experienced in manual evacuation when your full of crap.
-Manual evacuation is to manually take out your shit. ROFL.

10)They know how to handle the human body!!!!!!!
-ERPS! Wth! =.=


Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell???
It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!


You know you're a nurse if.....

• You believe that every patient needs tlc, diazepam,temazepam and haloperidol.
-LOL! This is so evil la~

• You would like to meet the inventor of the Nurse call buzzer some night in a dark alley.
-LOL! I would like to do so!

• You believe not all patients are annoying, some are unconscious.
-Hmmmmmmm~~~

• Your sense of humour gets more warped each year.
-LOL, did I? Haha.

• You can only tell time by the 24 hr clock.
-At my fingertips!

• Almost everything can seem humorous....eventually.
-Wahs... I am already someone who can laughed at almost everything lehs. LOL.

• When asked what colour that patients diarrheic was, you show them your Shoes.
-ERPS.

• You know the smell of different diarrhoea to identify it.
-WTH! Okay, this one, I DON'T KNOW! LMAO.

• Every time you walk you make a jingling noise because of all the Scissors and clamps in your pocket.
-Yes, yes, yes! LOL.

• You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than they know.
-Hmmm. At my stage now, I still need to consult the pharmacist instead.

• You carry more "spare" meds in your pocket rather than waiting for pharmacy to deliver them.
-OMG, I do this one wor! LOL.

• You refuse to watch ER because it is too much like the real thing and it triggers flashbacks.
-Hmmm, but I still like watching ER. =)

• You check the caller id on your day off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
-I haven't been officially working yet~

• You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made someone at another table throw up.
-HAHAHAHA. I haven't succeeded making someone throw up yet! Disgusted yes though.

• Notice that you are using more 4 letter words than you did before you started nursing.
-Hmmm. I used them more now, but I don't think it's cause of nursing? LOL.

• Everytime someone asks you for a pen you can find at least 4 of them on you.
-Wow. Not everytime, but most of the time. LOL.

• You can intubate your friends at parties.
-Sure thing! LOL.

• You don't get excited about blood unless it's your own.
-LOL. I only get worried, not excited. =)))

• You live by the motto "to be right is only half the battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult"
-OMG. To convince the doctors~~~

• You've basted your thanksgiving turkey with a nasogastric syringe.
-LOL, never did it before.

• You've told a confused patient that your name was that of your co-worker and to holler if they need help.
-I am not so evil yet!!! =P

• Eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly normal.
-WTF! BEDPAN?!?!?! OMG, NEVER! NO WAY!

• Your bladder can expand to the size of a Mack Truck's Radiator Sump.
-Hmmmm. I can control better though.

• When checking the level of a patient’s orientation you aren't sure of the answer.
-Can't be.

• You find yourself checking out other customers veins in grocery waiting lines.
-Do I? ROFL.

• You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table on your dinner break and not be embarrassed when you wake up.
-YES! I did this! LOL.

• You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do cpr on your day off.
-Wow~ I want to have a chance doing CPR in public though. =)

• You have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the "Eternal Care Unit".
-LOL. I haven't started work officially.

• You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide ... Doing It Right".
-Hmmm. If I can....

• You have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there".
-YES! OMG! LOL.

• You have ever had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.
-OMG! YES YES YES! HAHA.

• You throw a party for a co-worker and use a urinal (clean of course) as a lemon-aid pitcher and use a bed sheet for a tablecloth.
-Once again, URINAL?!?! NO WAY.

• You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce.
-ERPS!

• You hate to get dressed in "real clothes" because scrubs are what you live in and why can't they make jeans that comfortable.
-Hmmmm. Somehow.

• You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
-WTF! It took me 5 seconds to fully understand what it meant la! ARGH.

• Your most common assessment question is "what changed tonight to make it an emergency after 6 hours / days / weeks / months / years?".
-ERPS.

• You often stay awake for 24+ hrs at a time when you work nights realize you don't need alcohol or drugs to hallucinate just lack of sleep...
-ROFL!

• You pull over in some parking lot after working nights because you are too tired to drive home and wake up to someone knocking on your window thinking you have had a stroke because you are passed out in your car and drooling.
-I don't drive.

• Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
-WTF! Sounded so wrong!

• You have seen more penises than any prostitute.
-RAHHHHHHHHHHH. What a thing to say! Lmao.

• You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see.
-Hmmmmm. Hard to say.

• You've sworn to have "Not For Resuss" tattooed on your chest.
-YES! Omg.

• You threaten to strangle anyone who even starts to say the "q" word when it is even remotely calm.
-ERPS.

This is just to help you understand our (nurses) mindset and questionable mental status/sanity.
Most of the time we (nurses) function in spite of this sick sense of humour, fairly normally and very responsibly.

Believe me, this is how we think, ALL THE TIME, Scary huh??
*It must be added to the list that you hate flying just in case the air stewards announce "if there is a Doctor or Nurse on board... please make yourself known to the cabin crew" At which point you cringe and hide! ERPS!


Alright.
This is truly interesting. =)))

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